Here is what it’s like to attend an Ozzy Osbourne press conference:
But first, before I tell you what was said, I want to know is when will I see some new Black Sabbath merch?
First, you observe as a question is asked while Ozzy squints and makes a quizzical face. “Huh?” the legendary Black Sabbath frontman will rumble. “What’d he say?”
Then you have to wait as wife Sharon leaps in and repeats the question in her husband’s hearing-impaired ears, as if translating an exotic dialect. Then Ozzy gathers himself for some sort of response, and the burden falls on you to try to decipher what in the name of all that’s holy Ozzy is trying to say.



